The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @ryanbrill ever

November 2012

@adambrill They backed over it with the truck. Think Napoleon Dynamite tupperware scene.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to adambrill from Coppell, TX

@ryanirelan It’s always been so bad that it’s hard to tell.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ryanirelan from Coppell, TX

“Ya’ll” is bad. “All ya’ll” is unforgivable.

via web

OH: If you gave me the choice of going to Houston or Hell, I’d choose Hell 100% of the time.

via Twitter for iPhone from Dallas, TX

@adambrill “The dog got out of the water on its own, Jones said.”

via web in reply to adambrill

Unsubscribing like a madman today. Or, Cyber Monday.

via web

The content of most promoted tweets is so dull that I wrote a simple user style to hide them and other promoted content http://t.co/zzFQtk3g

via web

The release notes for @letterpressapp version 1.1 are awesome…

via Twitter for iPhone from Coppell, TX

letterpressapp Woohoo! Letterpress 1.1 is approved! Should show up in the App Store soon. Now with Rematch and more!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:53 PM, Nov 16th, 2012 via Twitter for iPhone)

OH (by a man): “… with the woman I’m being gay for.”

via Twitter for iPhone from Irving, TX

@jcroft I always root AGAINST all the other teams in our division, since winning the division is so important.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jcroft from Farmers Branch, TX

@jclagares I’ve given it up as a lost cause… ;)

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jclagares from Coppell, TX

Just watched two separate people try to parallel park small cars in a huge space. @jclagares would have been horrified.

via Twitter for iPhone from Dallas, TX

We could save a lot of time and money in 2016 if we just went with Nate Silver’s prediction and scrapped the election.

via Twitter for iPhone from Farmers Branch, TX

Sticking to a budget could be gamified so easily.

via web

@maleriebrill This seems right up your alley: http://t.co/0ooFHFoP

Oh god, what have I done…

via web

mikeysan So. Completely losing your shit in front of everyone is henceforth known as “taking a trump”. /cc @realDonaldTrump

via Twitterrific for Mac (retweeted on 2:42 PM, Nov 8th, 2012 via web)

@william_kent Sadly, I think we already knew that…

via web in reply to william_kent