The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @ryanbrill ever

January 2011

@jclagares Have a flight at 6:00am, so should make our man date. :)

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jclagares from Cedar Fork, NC

The names and places are different, but the story is the same.

via Twitter for iPhone from Cedar Fork, NC

Thinking about pulling up a chair. This conversation is all too familiar.

via Twitter for iPhone from Cedar Fork, NC

Overhearing the guys at the next table talking about “waiting for the SAP people.” Am I back at work at TXU?

via Twitter for iPhone from Cedar Fork, NC

Last week: stuck in Milwaukee, WI. This week: stuck in Raleigh, NC.

via Twitter for iPhone from Cedar Fork, NC

All the snow tweets coming out of NYC are making me a bit nervous about being able to make it home today.

via Twitter for iPhone from Irving, TX

@hoop_er @therealjohnny5 @jclagares Martinis or beer, gents? I actually have both, if we want a cheap date night at my place. ;)

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to hoop_er from Coppell, TX

@therealjohnny5 @hoop_er My love only knows one condition.

The occasional booty call.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to therealjohnny5 from Irving, TX

@therealjohnny5 @hoop_er “an NYPD officer”, since the “N” is pronounced “en”.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to therealjohnny5

@therealjohnny5 @hoop_er It’s all about the sound the first letter of the word makes, not whether it’s a vowel. :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to therealjohnny5

@andyrutledge …but it wouldn’t take a genius to come to the same conclusion, regardless.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to andyrutledge from Irving, TX

@andyrutledge I’ve never thought otherwise. Probably because I drink the same way.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to andyrutledge from Irving, TX

Making the most of my few days at home, but now, bed.

via Twitter for iPhone from Stuyvesant Town, New York

Just realized that
@maleriebrill often employes a straw man in her arguments. Beware!

via Twitter for iPhone from Kingsbridge, New York

@therealjohnny5 Finally made it. You going to Jessica’s tomorrow night?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to therealjohnny5 from Woodside, New York

Airlines are giving out free roller coaster rides on the approach into LaGuardia today!

via Twitter for iPhone from Laguardia Airport, New York

Flight delayed because all the fuel trucks are frozen up. Awesome.

via Twitter for iPhone from Mitchell Field, Milwaukee

@carolinehoward I believe being a crabby bitch is a prerequisite for the position.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to carolinehoward from Holler Park, Milwaukee

Stuck in Milwaukee for the night.

via Twitter for iPhone from Mitchell Field, Milwaukee

Service desk has 2 agents, both helping the lady in front of me while I stand here and wait. That’s nice.

via Twitter for iPhone from Mitchell Field, Milwaukee

Quora: How can I create a 1 device pixel border on an iPhone 4? Answer: http://qr.ae/CM3h

via Quora

@therealjohnny5 I’m all for gore, but Elves kill with style, my friend! ;)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to therealjohnny5

@therealjohnny5 An Elf with a haphazard combat style? Say it ain’t so!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to therealjohnny5

@hoop_er @therealjohnny5 Unfortunately, I don’t get in until 11:30. Maybe the next week?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to hoop_er from Center City East, Philadelphia

@therealjohnny5 Thursday! Have to leave Sunday night though — didn’t book my flight soon enough to leave Monday morning. :(

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to therealjohnny5 from Center City East, Philadelphia

Just posted my photowalk around Philly to Instagram. Saved Twitter from most of them. ;)

via Twitter for iPhone from Center City East, Philadelphia

I did dramatically remove it in front of the server, however. #myjobisdonehere

via Twitter for iPhone from Center City East, Philadelphia

Ordered a martini up. Was served with an ice cube floating in it. Thinking about flipping the table.

via Twitter for iPhone from Center City East, Philadelphia

@William_kent Not sure — I use a
PS3 to watch Blu-Ray. Don’t think there is much available for the Mac.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to William_kent from Center City East, Philadelphia

w3fools Are you using W3Schools? We’re here to help http://w3fools.com

via web (retweeted on 12:24 PM, Jan 14th, 2011 via Twitter for Mac)

So, @maleriebrill just ordered the bastardized martini known as the Appletini. Bombay Sapphire, shaken, with two olives for me, please.

via Twitter for iPhone from Center City East, Philadelphia

On my way to Philadelphia. Listening to The Roots. As God intended.

via Twitter for iPhone from Grapevine, TX

Excited to meet @maleriebrill in Philly tonight!

via Twitter for iPhone from Irving, TX

@emilyjanemall I like it! Weekends are probably best — not sure what my travel schedule will be that far out. :)

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to emilyjanemall from Irving, TX

@emilyjanemall Thanks! Miss you guys — we need to hang soon!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to emilyjanemall from Irving, TX

Happy Birthday to @adambrill. Best brother a guy could get!

via Twitter for iPhone from Arbor Vitae, WI

Have a lot to do and a debilitating headache.

via Twitter for Mac

@GeekyLyndsay Go with Jameson, when you want cheap. Not as dynamic as scotch, but better than blended scotch. :)

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to GeekyLyndsay from Stuyvesant Town, New York

@therealjohnny5 I am now. @geekylyndsay, don’t drink cheap scotch! Think of the children!

Wait….

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to therealjohnny5 from Stuyvesant Town, New York

@William_kent Well, for what it’s worth, I think @emilymeier is weird for thinking you are weird for watching them. #takethat

via web in reply to William_kent

@William_kent Indeed I have. Excellent documentary! Objectified, @gary_hustwit’s second documentary is also great. /cc @emilymeier

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to William_kent from Stuyvesant Town, New York

Removing Google DNS to try to make my AppleTV usable. http://cl.ly/3nnc

via web

Had dinner tonight at Delmonico’s with @maleriebrill, @adambrill, and @briannabrill. Good night!

via Twitter for iPhone from Stuyvesant Town, New York