The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @ryanbrill ever

March 2012

@maleriebrill The neighbors downstairs will love it, too!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to maleriebrill

Staying out until 3:00am on a weeknight just means you have awesome friends. /cc @maleriebrill @therealjohnny5 @tamreyn84

via Twitter for iPhone from Manhattan, NY

Board the airplane. Sit the fuck down.

Is it really so hard?

via Twitter for iPhone from Charlotte, NC

I’ve drank two Cokes this week without putting any liquor in them. It’s like I don’t even know myself anymore.

via Twitter for iPhone from Coppell, TX

My phone knows better than to autocorrect swear words. #fuckshitdamnasshell

via Twitter for iPhone from Grapevine, TX

@maleriebrill That’s kinda sad, but makes me kinda happy, too. :)

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to maleriebrill from Grapevine, TX

@maleriebrill Please don’t eat them all while I’m gone. Again. #kthxbai /cc @therealjohnny5

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to maleriebrill from Grapevine, TX

@maleriebrill @tamreyn84 I second that! Text me the original, por favor?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to maleriebrill from Manhattan, NY

Current status: waiting for t.co to resolve, so I can view the link locked behind it.

via Twitter for Mac

@jeffsmith I hear ya, buddy. Same here. Hope your week improves!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jeffsmith from Manhattan, NY

Life isn’t always easy, but it’s through the tough times that we have an opportunity to mature and come out as better versions of ourselves.

via Twitter for iPhone

@therealjohnny5 I’d tend to agree with you, but I’ve seen @maleriebrill fold them by herself. #madprops

via Twitter for Mac in reply to therealjohnny5

@adambrill “We’re meeting someone here.”

Hostess: “Is it a younger girl? She’s in back.”

Yep, meeting @briannabrill for dinner.

via Twitter for iPhone from Coppell, TX

@briannabrill @maleriebrill With how much I travel, I sure as shit hope not!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to briannabrill

@briannabrill No, usually just when @maleriebrill is flying with me. This is throwing me off a bit… ;)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to briannabrill

LaGuardia may just have the shittiest reception of any airport. #delayed

via Twitter for Mac

@therealjohnny5 @briannabrill I might have to kick her out for being stupid now, though…

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to therealjohnny5 from Manhattan, NY

Smoking cigars with @adambrill, @briannabrill, and @therealjohnny5 while @maleriebrill and @tamreyn84 lounge on the hammock. #thegoodlife

via Twitter for iPhone from Manhattan, NY

@therealjohnny5 Please tell me this didn’t come from a grocery store… #hellno

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to therealjohnny5

Rdio Introducing: #NewRdio — it’s faster, simpler, and more social. http://t.co/7GZ747kK

via web (retweeted on 1:29 PM, Mar 13th, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

Diggin’ the new @rdio.

via Twitter for Mac

@therealjohnny5 As soon as @maleriebrill sees this, her feet are gonna start dancing…

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to therealjohnny5

@zachinglis I love 1Password for this, synced to Dropbox.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to zachinglis

kottke The story behind the iconic WWII poster, Keep Calm and Carry On http://t.co/8JpIZNbx

via kottke tweeter (retweeted on 10:26 AM, Mar 6th, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

I’ve been so fucking cranky this weekend and need to snap out of it. I apologize to anyone who’s had the misfortune of being around me.

via Twitter for iPhone

@therealjohnny5 Correction, it’s on your todo with @ryanbrill and @maleriebrill this week list. /cc @jclagares

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to therealjohnny5

I should really stop drinking for tonight, but I’m not a quitter.

via Twitter for iPhone

@MarcElla_0x Besides that they are awesome? You know that I’m a dude, right? ;) /cc @maleriebrill

via Twitter for Mac in reply to MarcElla_0x

Relaxing with a bottle of Malbec and @maleriebrill, @adambrill, and @briannabrill. #thegoodlife

via Twitter for iPhone