The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @ryanbrill ever

June 2012

We decided not to drink this week.

Made it two days.

via Twitter for iPhone from Manhattan, NY

@abracadabra13 Flight got delayed yesterday and I didn’t get home until 3:00 am. Threw everything off. ;)

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to abracadabra13 from Manhattan, NY

Just realized that I’ve not eaten a meal in over 24 hours. Time to change that.

via Twitter for iPhone from Manhattan, NY

@maleriebrill I’ll see your three and raise you to five! :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to maleriebrill

Switched flights to get home a half hour early. New flight is having mechanical problems, so now I’ll be very late instead. #notwinning

via Twitter for iPhone from Chicago, IL

@William_kent I’m hoping they’ll get an update behind-the-scenes and just didn’t get any spotlight time.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to William_kent from Manhattan, NY

@jclagares @maleriebrill Nope, said in complete sobriety. Just missing context, perhaps. ;)

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jclagares from Manhattan, NY

“I like it when we have pretend sex sometimes.”

@maleriebrill

via Twitter for iPhone from Manhattan, NY

@jlbruno Yep, but the Pico de Gallo chips from Garden of Eatin’ have been my chips of choice lately. Give ‘em a shot! http://t.co/r2Dq31xv

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jlbruno from Manhattan, NY

There is something highly addictive in Goldfish crackers. #crackcocaine

via Twitter for iPhone from Manhattan, NY

@briannabrill I have decided I will come on the 11th - 14th to cure you of your depression. Sadly, @maleriebrill has finals that week…

via Twitter for Mac in reply to briannabrill

@briannabrill Probably because I’ve not been down there in a while, eh?

But seriously, kick that shit in the ass!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to briannabrill

@maleriebrill makes the best guacamole. It’s a fact.

via Twitter for iPhone from Manhattan, NY